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Here are a few jokes:

How many doofuses does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
 
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to spin the chair.
 
 
How do you get a one-arm doofus out of a tree?
 
Wave to him.
 
 
What did the doofus name his zebra?
 
Spot.
 
 
How do you sink a submarine full of doofuses?
 
Knoock on the door.
 
 
What do you do if a doofus throws a grenade at you?
 
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Yo Mama Jokes:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets